ABOUT ShimmerKnight and xDeLiRiOuS-

some things you guys may or may not know

ShimmerKnight is a son of a bitch!
ShimmerKnight is the father of every kid in his town!
ShimmerKnight once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw ShimmerKnight sweats Gatorade
ShimmerKnight once breast fed a flamingo back to health
ShimmerKnight sheds his skin once a year
ShimmerKnights family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong
ShimmerKnight taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child. I think Ive turned a corner I beat the shit out of some kids today But it was for a purpose It made me feel good about myself It was like I did something constructive with my life or something I dunno like I accomplished something
Did I ever tell you about the time ShimmerKnight took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally ShimmerKnight takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and, sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. ShimmerKnight yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!

xDeLiRiOuS would eat a homeless person if you dared him
xDeLiRiOuS poop is used as currency in Argentina
xDeLiRiOuS is a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball
xDeLiRiOuS hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony
xDeLiRiOuS once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road
xDeLiRiOuS drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
xDeLiRiOuS wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
They say xDeLiRiOuS bleeds peppermint vodka.
The movie Deliverance was based on ShimmerKnights experiences as a kindergarden teacher
xDeLiRiOuS took The Blair Witch to his senior prom

lol...thats awesome